thesuede:

Top 10 Reasons Kanye West skipped the Grammy Awards:

1o. Bey couldn’t get a sitter

9. He left the invite in his other other Benz

8. It was his turn to watch the throne

7. They couldn’t handle his tech rider demands

6. He was in Paris

5. The night before was mad real

4. It’s not the greatest awards show of All Time

3. That shit Cray

2. He’s off that

1. *Kanye Shrug*